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Christmas cracker jokes 2014

Sorcha Q:Why didn’t the geologist want his Christmas dinner? A: He lost his apatite. Elspeth Q: Who did Santa bring along to perform at the Earth Sciences Christmas party? A: Elf-is Presley! Charly Q: What is Father Christmas’s favourite element? A: Holmium (Ho Ho Ho!) KT Q: What happened to Rudolph when he accidentally ate […]

Christmas cracker jokes 2013

Sorcha Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? A: BaNaNa! Elspeth Q: Where do geologists like to relax? A: In a rocking chair! Charly Q:What do you call a fossil with three mouths? A: A trilobite! KT Q: What did the sedimentary rock say to the braggin metamorphic rock? A: “You’re so full of […]