Christmas cracker jokes 2013


Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa!

Q: Where do geologists like to relax?
A: In a rocking chair!

Q:What do you call a fossil with three mouths?
A: A trilobite!

Q: What did the sedimentary rock say to the braggin metamorphic rock?
A: “You’re so full of schist!”

Q: Why is Christmas a bad time for geologists?
A: They’re permanently hammered!

Q: Volcanic bomb: You’re so small and shy. Why don’t you be a little bolder?
A: Ash grain: I AM a little boulder!

Merry Christmas from Team BaR! See you in 2014.

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About Charly Stamper

I’m an ex-experimental petrologist.
I used to make pretend volcanoes; now I work in renewable energy

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