Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
Q: Where do geologists like to relax?
A: In a rocking chair!
Q:What do you call a fossil with three mouths?
A: A trilobite!
Q: What did the sedimentary rock say to the braggin metamorphic rock?
A: “You’re so full of schist!”
Q: Why is Christmas a bad time for geologists?
A: They’re permanently hammered!
Q: Volcanic bomb: You’re so small and shy. Why don’t you be a little bolder?
A: Ash grain: I AM a little boulder!
Merry Christmas from Team BaR! See you in 2014.